
So, I'm not an avid reader of More magazine b/c of the age gap with their general editorial; however, their beauty pieces are pretty good, so I like to check them out every now & then.
I started reading their latest: '40 Beauty Tricks to Master By 40' featuring my girls: Laura Geller, Bobbi Brown, etc...
So here I am drinking my diet coke, breezin' on through...
'#8. Book brow time.' Check.
'#12. Don't neglect your nails.' Duh. Check.
And all of a sudden I see '#21. You're going grey where?'
My eyes stiffen and I start gurgling on my diet coke- WTF, I'm reading the title over & over...
This is it. The mother of Q's, the question all of us 20-something's want to know. Do you go grey downstairs?
I continue to read...
'#21. You're going gray where? If you want to match the hair down there to what's on your head, try a color kit safe for sensitive skin (look for something made without ammonia). The creator of Betty Hair Color, Nancy Jarecki, points out that if you're tired of the natural look, going orange or hot pink might perk things up a bit. (And you thought the Brazilian was your only option.) Betty Color $15, bettybeauty.com) comes in 10 shades.'
OMFG. So what you're telling us is we, Homo sapiens, go gray down there after a certain age?
Your flower box is no longer fresh?
My royal princess garden is going to turn into a stale shade of salt and pepper!?
I know what you're thinking: relax...this is obviously one of Mother Nature's many ways of dazzling us...
However, I've already started seeing greys on top of my head; naughty, shiny, silver blades shooting out of my head, now the pubes?
Ugh...the moment. No, the second! I see an unnerving gray sprout down below - that's it. I'm either pulling a Sinead O'Connor - Or I'm taking More's suggestion: Betty Beauty, hair dye for down there.

I might as well whip out the debit card & purchase "Fun Betty" (hot pink), test out the goods & keep you girls posted. I'll just look at it as an exercise as in futurity.
Sigh.