TOLETTA.
It is the world's first portable paper toilet seat cover. Yes, meet Toletta.
Let me explain...
How many times have you found yourself in Bar A, gotta go & start fearing the worst?
Me = 1 Million.
I wait online, slirp up my fresh kettle & club, finally get in the bathroom, and oh, look...
No T.P.
I grin & bear it; ask my neighbor to spare a square.
And one single, lonely square she gives. It's practically enough for a damp wipe & a shake off.
With my borrowed square in hand, I realize my legs can't stand the hover after all of my sweet dance moves I did in the back tent (you know, the one behind the volleyball sand pit?). (Ed note: I have visions of Ronnie on The Shore talking about his signature "sick moves".)
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Now, this is the exact moment that I should've had Toletta with me.
No, not pocket sized T.P.; but, pocket sized toliet seat covers (!)
My new BFFAE is teeny; packaged in a 2" box & has 5 in a pack.
I'd be able to plop down comfortably & in my drunken tizzy, my mind won't trail off to thinking "this toliet seat is definitely giving me STD's".
What this means for you:
You will never be in fear of what the skanky girl in line ahead of you left the toilet seat looking like.
You'll be confident that you can wipe it off and line it with a soft, fresh, sanitary piece of paper that is big enough for you not to have any issues (ie: getting stuck in the wrong places) but also be happy to know that these are biodegradable and, depending on the color you buy (pink or blue) some proceeds will be donated to either breast cancer research or child poverty awareness.
They're not super expensive, 6 packs of 5 covers for $9.95.
So ask Santa for these in your stocking, b/c they definitely will come in handy.
Love you like I love not to have to hover!
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Hey Melissa,
Thank you so much for writing about us. FYI - our tissues are made from premium soft 2ply toilet paper. So yes you can use them as toilet paper if there is none in the stall at the clubs. They are thick enough and large enough to use for more than just seat covers if that's what you need them for :-) Think of them as a big ring of TP.
P.S. We're going to promote your blog on our website.
C
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