Just when I thought the Jersey Shore was over, these assholes committed to a second season.
During the airing of the show, I curiously observed, boycotted, and now and then, while wearing my zebra snuggie, would take the occasional peek through the fleece at the trainwreck that dominated most major media outlets.
Throughout this time, I refrained from standing on my soap box, but with the news of the second season, I hoisted myself up, and am ready to yell.
"Snookie. Snickers. Schnicks. Shitney. You did NOT. Invent the poof. I did. So move over, Hooker."
I have had enough. I refuse to even be entertained by the Jersey Shore.
I am not going to explain my reasons, nor delve into my disgust, but I will say this: I watched your little tutorial on how to create a poof and while you have the right idea, some skill and technique, the outcome was tre gaudette.
(That's right new word. Gaudette: (adjective). The creation from a guidette that is tasteless, overtly ornate till the point of nausea.)
I have seen and created a lot of poofs in my day, being a real Jersey Broad myself, and I have never seen a work of art like yours.
(Insert finger snapping, teeth sucking, sarcasm here.)
That being said, my classy poof, or what I like to refer to it as, a bouffant, is the original.
Please see pictorial below. (And pls. note Elyse, Brooklyn / Staten Island girl who also rocks the bouffant...)
Now, I've been seeing the bumpit on drug store shelves for months, and came across one at my girl Franny's house (She got it as a gag gift. Little did the gift-giver know we would spend over an hour testing.).
(And kudos to the marketing team over at bumpit, for seeing the opportunity to run their ad campaign alongside Jersey Shore episodes.)
Me, Elyse or any of our fellow Jersey Shore summerhouse mates, need (or needed) this; but, it is sort of entertaining.
People of America, check it out: The Bumpit.
These little pieces of plastic are helpful tools to let you create your own bouffant. No matter what size your head (or tranny ego) can handle, it can help.
At $9.99 you kind of can't beat it. (You get 4 bumpits.)
And, I just heard, if you order now, you get a second for free! (Gotta love infomercials.)
They come in every color too so you dont have to worry about anyone seeing a teeny piece of plastic come through.
Just be careful girls: If you are going to use this & are living a true Jersey Shore lifestyle, when DMOing (read: Dirty Making Out)...wouldn't want a guy to pull that out of your weave hair.
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I love your post and the fact that you love the Pouf. You wear it well. I am actually the inventor of the Original Hair Bumping Styling Tool called the Pouf. It is sold in stores nationwide under the Vidal Sassoon brand. Or you can check out bombshellbeauty.com to purchase it or to get great style ideas.The Poufs come with a snap comb clip that helps it stay securely in place. There are no teeth to show through. When girls style their hair with a huge Pouf it doesn't look good - way to over the top. You style your hair great - very 60's looking. Looks amazing!
Suzanne, how is the Pouf different than the Bumpit? Is it the no-teeth feature?
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Hello from Norway. Keep up the good work.
I've seen progression in every post. Your newer posts are simply wonderful compared to your posts in the past. Keep up the good work!