Leather. Corsets. Collars. Studded Bras. Titillating.

Whether you're doing the spanking in bed or assuming the position, both doms and subs alike can certainly agree there's nothing like the allure of skin-tight leather to spark some of our naughtier fantasies. (You know which ones I'm talking about...)

So whip out your...whip, polish your handcuffs, get a paddlin' and practice your safe words (my personal fave - Brunhilda, brunhilda, brunhilda!), because it's time to Obey My Demand.

Strap yourself into this new line's femme fatale-meets-Chinatown dungeon corsets, bodysuits, bustiers, bras, thongs and more in dom-worthy, studded leather. He'll be putty in your hands...or whatever else you tell demand him to be.

Child's play? For the true dom (or sub) veteran, channel your inner Secretary with one of these creations from Antiseptic Fashion and get ready for a spanking - James Spader style.

Assume the position. You naughty, naughty girl.

What are you waiting for? Crack that whip and get your dom on.

Why?

Because I said so.

Kirstie Alley's new show, Big Life, are giving free manicures at select salons in NYC & LA. So, if you're around this weekend, go get your nails did, Gurlfren'.

The deal: Walk into any of the below salons on Sat., March 13 or Sun., March 14th; request the exclusive Essie color "Life. Lick it." And bam! Free mani.

*First come, first serve! Remember to ask for the exclusive Essie color "Life. Lick it."*

(LA Bitches, please see the website.)

Dashing Diva
590 Columbus Ave
(SW Corner of 89th St)
Sat 9:30am-9pm
Sun 10am-8pm

Dashing Diva
149 3rd Ave
(btwn 15th & 16th)
Sat 10am-9pm
Sun 10am-8pm

Rehoboth Spa
126 University Place
(btwn 13th & 14th)
Sat 10:30am-8:30pm
Sun 10:30am-7pm

Spa Belles
301 6th Ave
(at Carmine St)
Sat 10am-8pm
Sun 10am-7pm

Remember that facial I told you about? Well, that same place is having an absolute steal going on: 1 hour facial for $45 bux. (reg. price $110)

Want in? Click here.

(PS: Claudia @ Cloud 9 does my laser too, sooo good.)

I'm at the mid-way point to Easter, am still diet coke-less; and, I haven't bought any shoes in two weeks, although I did have a wild try-on spree in a swanky department store recently. (Insert mini British Queen clap here.)

I'm feeling a lil' melancholy, with the nonsense called Oscar fashion and the death of Mr. McQueen.

This Nick Alan tee sums up how I feel.

It screams Anti-Fashionista and is made in America, but not in slave chola LA camps, like American Apparel.

Mine is being shipped as I type!

You feelin' this, Boo?

Preface: When I travel, I pack like a barbarian --- sort of like Kelly Cutrone (and no offense Kelly, I idolize you). I throw all my shit in a bag & forget tons of stuff. It's also crucial to mention, (particularly regarding work travel), I pack everything black & the last thing that's on my mind is minor beauty products.

So when I heard a whisper that a certain NY hotel is offering complementary clear makeup cases full of beauty emergency items to all guests. I took a deeper whiff & got word on the promo:

Launched on March 1st, All NYC locations of Affinia hotels will provide guests with *free* e.l.f emergency beauty kits (the kit contains - you guessed it - emergency items you probably forgot to pack).

There is a time in every woman's life where she makes the decision if she is having sex that night (yes boys 99.5% of the time we know in advance if sex is on the menu and we make the call don't get it twisted).

She then begins a process called the "sex shower".

Some women do it in anticipation that they might have sex, and some women do it only when they know it's a sure thing. It really is just an extra long shower in which we make sure we are as smooth, clean, and sweet smelling as humanly possible. An old tranny- esque roommate used to scream at me "Toni, get out of the shower you are f*cking up your skin."

Anywho, I needed to bring this up because I just read that a woman near Key West (Pirateville) just crashed her car because she was shaving while driving. I have some thoughts on this:

Shaving your cookie is hard enough. Is shaving and driving the new texting/driving?

She was in route to see her boyfriend. What there are no bathrooms where you were coming from or going to?

Her ex-husband was in the passenger seat. Even the best ex/friend situation would still feel some type of way about this?

Did she have a Venus? Did she Bic it? Shave gel? Was the bitch doing it dry? Grizzle.

How often to do you buy a new bottle of perfume only to find out that it either the smell doesn't last or is just too weak to start off with?

Alot.

Which sort of translates into: You've-just-wasted-upwards-of-$80-on-overpriced-flower-water.

I just got the scoop on a new line called Atelier Cologne from Founder, Sylvie Ganter, (of FRESH and Hermes fame). Sylvie told me, all of their fragrances are consider "cologne absolue" which means it is 12-20% concentration of the scent.

After paying our rent, cabs & cocktails, sometimes us New Yorkers, just don't have any extra sheckles to spare to go off traveling with. This week at Glamour Cow, we partnered up with our friends @ Good Life Review, who will be sharing some of their most recent wanderlusty tidbits.

Today's piece: Vancouver.

Even if you hadn't heard about this city before the Olympic debut, you've certainly heard about it now: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. It's a coastal city about as far west and south as you can be in Canada; the Olympic Center is less than 40 minutes on Highway 99 N from the border of Washington, USA.

The 2010 Winter Olympics came and went and, starting on March 12 to March 21, Vancouver will also be hosting the 2010 Paralympic Winter Games. You can bet that the city is bustling with many people, specifically near the Olympic Center, but really, it was bustling even before the Winter Olympics came to the city. Vancouver is home to over 500,000 people, and its metropolitan area ranks as the third highest in the country.

The opinions expressed in this article belong to T-bonz (and some random quips from Elyse). These shouldn't be reflected on the entire Glamour Cow famiglia!

Most improved from Golden Globes: Cameron Diaz (Elyse: Did you see those crow's feet?)

Best animated character to real person crossover: Zoe Saldana (Elyse: Orgasm. Loved this.)

Worst dressed person (who knew they had a good chance to win): Sandy Bullock (Elyse: Really? I loved her dress...)

Worst double vision: J Lo and Amanda Seyfried , someone at Armani Prive needs to check their email and not put bitches in what looked like the same prom dress (Elyse: JLO needs to get back on the 6 train with that dress; looks like a cross between BAPS and Candy Land board game piece. Amanda looks she's wrapped in cheap, gauzy fabric from Michael's Craft Store.)

Worst tattoo: George Clooney's Italian Bitch needs some stage makeup to cover up that tribal tattoo. I can't believe he even talks to women that have them! (Elyse: Is. That. A. Tribal. Band.)

Best sucking on the nipple of youth: Demi Moore (Elyse: Agreed.)